Order A Product for Delivery

Hi. We don't offer online ordering quite yet. We're looking into it, but we don't trust technology that doesn't vibrate. However, you can order products for delivery. You can give us a call at (250) 248-7369 and we'll place your order and ship it out ASAP. You can also fill out the form below, we'll then give you a call, collect your payment information over the phone and then ship your order ASAP.

Your Name(*)
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Your Email Address(*)
Hi, we need an E-mail address from you—we may have to update you on the status of your order. But don't worry, we won't sell or give your information to anyone and we never send you anything you don't ask for.

Phone Number(*)
Hi, we need a phone number. Psst...don't forget to include your area code.

Your Address(*)
Please provide us with your complete address, including your postal code. Kinda important when shipping things in the mail.

City(*)
What city do you live in?

Province(*)
Hi. We need a province.

Postal Code(*)
They say postal codes are useless, and are created only to torment us. Maybe, but why take the risk?

So, what do you want?(*)

What product(s) are you interested in?